normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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