I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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