Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
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