No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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