can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
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