morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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