I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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