also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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