I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
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