im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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