i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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