You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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