And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
The Olympian is in my bed
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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