You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
no. you can't hotbox the world.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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