I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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