There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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