Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
You are the jesus of drinking
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
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