I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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