i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
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