I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Hippo gnu deer
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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