I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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