Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
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