His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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