im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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