he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I went to an adult Halloween party last night dressed as Mrs. Doubtfire, but I woke up on a stranger's couch surrounded by sleeping children in karate gi's. And I accidentally flushed my granny wig mid-puke, so if they wake up I'm gonna have to convince them that I'm just a weird older man and not a terrible cross dresser.
How did you come to this point in your life?
Good bartenders.
Randomize
