it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
Randomize
