Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
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