i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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