someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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