Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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