Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
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