even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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