jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
How does it feel to date your dad?
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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