Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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