Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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