Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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