Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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