I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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