So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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