I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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