when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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