***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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