I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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