it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Randomize
