Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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