I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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