i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
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