that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
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