No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Randomize
