Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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