I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
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