tell your sister to shave her snatch
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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