I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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