just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
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