you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
third nipple confirmed
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
