Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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