He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
Randomize
